22 Sep

Of Prophesies and Rain on Regatta Day

As proclaimed by Erasmus P. Kitty circa September 22, 2011 in Miscellany.

From Volume XVIII of the Great Theolibrum Addendum comes the following prophecy. It never made sense to scholars until now:

Tatty Kitty

 

 

“It will rain. You will go to the Regatta. It will be sunny. You will go to the Regatta. Martha finds an eel in her hamper. You will go to the Regatta. Your cake falls. You will go to the Regatta. What happens happens. You will go to the Regatta.”
— Tatty Kitty

 Erasmus P. Kitty
“What a bunch of crap.”
— E.P. Kitty

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