30 Jun
K-B-C Benefit Success and Lost Purse Alert
Krank-Boom-Clank, those darling dudes of kinetic assault, have expressed a hearty thank you to all who attended their benefit fundraiser on such a sweltering day! They’re well on their way to building more contraptions to debut at the Handcar Regatta and beyond!
ITEM! MISSING PURSE ALERT!
Theresa, our very own maven of Regatta design and fabrication, who was smartly swathed in a cute striped “cigarette girl” outfit and graciously peddling her own home-baked cookies to help K-B-C, completed her generous task only to notice her purse was missing!
In other words, her purse disappeared from the seat upon which it was stowed at the Toad in the Hole Pub.
CONTACT
Please pop over to the Contact Us page to divulge any valuable news on the whereabouts of the purse.
PURSE DESCRIPTION
The purse is composed of black leather, with short handles, and adorned upon the face with the following label: “Ellington”. Contained within were a wallet and keys among other essentials for which young ladies are known to tote such as lipstick, etc.
AHEM!
Now, we are CERTAIN that no person within our upstanding precinct would willingly nab a fetching young gal’s handbag whilst she gave of her time and energy to help a worthy cause. NO, indeed!
We sincerely hope to think that a wine-soaked mistake of the memory on some innocent’s part is the cause and that said purse shall be returned as soon as steady sobriety and prudence are resumed.
With utmost sincerity and concern,
Dr. Erasmus P. Kitty
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Dispatch Your Valued Missive Forthwith!