Krank-Boom-Clank Hoisting Funds for Contraptions, Delight

23 Jun

Krank-Boom-Clank Hoisting Funds for Contraptions, Delight

As proclaimed by Erasmus P. Kitty in Kindred Hackers, Miscellany. 1 Comment

BENEFIT
Those local charmers and wunderkinds of the backyard tool, Krank-Boom-Clank, are set to tear up The Toad and RAISE FUNDS with BIG WHEEL shenanigans and raffle prizes of WORTH!

Grab your Velocipede and make haste to Railroad Square and help K-B-C help YOU revel in the imminent delights of pedal-powered-gizmos for The People!

~ MARK THE DATE ~
Sunday, June 28th, 2009
2pm — 7pm
Toad in the Hole Pub
116 5th Street, Railroad Sqr., Santa Rosa

~ SMASHING! ~
So, dear reader and lover of dashing artistes and calamitous contraptions, sally forth with shattered piggy banks in hand to support your lively neighborhood builders and their many projects of kinetic conveyances of whimsy!

Huzzah!

~ CAN’T MAKE IT? ~
Please consider donating at the K-B-C Web site. Their projects require much time, energy, and resources. These works are a labor of love for the fun of kinetic art and for enjoyment by all. Your help is appreciated AND necessary to bring their wheels to life.

~ TAKE THINE FLYER ~
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RAFFLE
MUSICAL accompaniment raucously provided by the peerless duo known and loved year-round as:
Huge Large

RAFFLE PRIZES in abundance shall be in offer, to whit:

ONE PAIR of sumptuous silken cuffs, in style of YOUR choice, handmade for spellbinding beauty by the illustrious Choklit of Adornments for Tarts
ARM GARTERS of handsome silk handmade for brazen tarts or self-assured lads by Choklit of Adornments for Tarts
2 TICKETS to see Baby Seal Club and Gooferman at Hopmonk Tavern on July 18th, 2009
K-B-C WINE! Indeed, you heard correctly. Special bottles of the most prized Zin grapes in all of California have been carefully fermented as a venue for K-B-C’s own label: “Krank-Boom-Clank — Drunk on Big Wheels since 2008“
2 BOTTLES in a basket of goodies from Tin Roof Cellars, graciously donated by our very own maven of 2009 Regatta Tin Roof Saloon, Lisa Hutchinson
2 BOTTLES of Burning Hawk Wine, graciously donated by local philanthropic paragon, Nick Papadopoulos
2 CANS of splendid Taylor Maid Farms Coffee, PLUS 2 TINS of civilized and fragrant Tea
T-SHIRTS from MonsterTown’s Meredith and Last Record Store
“SWEET RIDE” WITH K-B-C including a stirring package of four (4!) titillating musical mixes on CD, amorously produced by each of the boys for your willing indulgence. WARNING: Some shocking surprises may result.
FRESH HOME BAKED GOODIES from our own Mistress of the Thread and Regatta Set Designer, Theresa Hughes
Large FRONT ROW seats at a Huge concert!
And the most talked-about prize of all: IMPRUDENT RIDES upon the famed Hennepin Crawler!
And many more soon to be announced…