15 Sep

Neverwas Haul Goggles Awarded as Regatta Race Prize

As proclaimed by Erasmus P. Kitty in Races.

Neverwas Haul Prize Goggles

FIFTY YEARS EXPERIENCE IN MANUFACTURE!

And pronounced the best ocular protection for family use and Handcar Regatta Race Prizes, including the singularly coveted:

“Isambard Kingdom Brunel” Award in Greatest Feat of Engineering

And those who have not hitherto proved said goggles efficacy would do well to grant them a trial.

PRIZE GOGGLES by Neverwas Haul

are proven the most reliable remedy known to mankind for profuse projectiles, racking-halitosis, playa-eye, bendy-tooth, funk-sores and searing-rheumatism, including depression of style from Dandy-Tumors.

THE PROTECTIVE PANACEA

Thousands of testimonials worldwide relate extraordinary properties to result in gain of the Universal Reputation!

Sold to eyewear connoisseurs both Home and Abroad.
Advice Gratis, at the above address, daily, and by Electro-telegraphic Aetherweb-mail or by letter.

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  1. 2009 Handcar Regatta Race Results

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  1. Choklit Chanteuse's Gravatar

    Generously divluged by Choklit Chanteuse on 15.09.08 at 10:37 am

    Oh, how I covet them… these glorious protective eye-coverings… may the best team win!

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