12 Jun
Contour Your Physique for the Regatta
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How I long for the days of an AUTHENTIC bodily training session!
Today, what passes as a “Gym” would better be labeled an Institution of the Infirm! I’ve noted these anemic machines of flimsy design with greater attention dedicated to distraction of enervated pantywaists, beset by loud speakers and electro-luminescent displays, rather than the generous conditioning of the noble human physique.
Poppycock!
Grant Erasmus the ironclad machines of old by the esteemed Swedish physician Gustav Zander to whip the corpulent mass of adipose tissue into a shapely contour for The Great Handcar Regatta!
Analogous reports:
WHEN
Dispatch Your Valued Missive Forthwith!